Summer or Bust!

Accountability time. I’ve done my fair share of lounging this summer (a little post-grad-school recovery time), and now I’m ready to make my summer goals list, to be completed by the end of September, which still sort of counts as summer to me. Just kinda.

Summer Goals 2010

  • Go to an outdoor concert at the Rocket Market
  • Have pastries and coffee at Luna
  • Send at least two cards to friends or family
  • Send out four essays for publication (or send one essay out four places…whatever)
  • Go to a wine class at the Rocket Market
  • Pitch five ideas for magazine articles
  • Find out how to repaint our baseboards
  • Finish setting up/decorating my office
  • Make caprese sandwiches with homemade bread and homemade mozzarella, and homegrown tomatoes and basil
  • Go swimming
  • Run in a local race
  • Meet with three people who can help mentor/advise me, career- or writing-wise
  • Take new pictures of Brad and I (the wedding was almost seven years ago, yet that’s the only thing we have pictures of displayed in our house…pathetic)

What are your summer goals? What should I add to my list?

Elitist

Dear world: you are killing me with the apostrophes. Please figure it out. You are making me feel snooty.

Major Baking Mishap

Sometimes I make Major Baking Mishaps.  A few months ago I was making a triple batch of Chocolate Espresso Snowcaps.  I combined the butter and sugar, and while the mixer was running I started measuring out the other ingredients — flour,  coffee grounds, cocoa powder, and all of that good stuff.  And then I realized something horrible:

I had actually sextupled the butter. A triple batch required one and a half sticks of butter.  I had used THREE.  Whoopsie.

I didn’t want to make six batches of Chocolate Espresso Snowcaps, despite how much I love them.  I didn’t want to toss out half of the dough in the mixer.  So I just added six times the original amount of sugar and flour and such.  Then I divided the dough in half, and made half of it into snowcaps, as planned.  The other half I just experimentally added a bag of toffee chips and a cup of oats to before ziplocking it and tossing it in the freezer.

The “mishap” dough made me kind of nervous, because it was so buttery and egg-y.  The original snowcap recipe is fairly light in the flour department and heavy on butter, and I was pretty sure its texture was going to be really weird.

But, in fact, the cookies were DELICIOUS.  They were thin and chewy and lacy and so very good.  One of Brad’s sisters said they reminded her of a candy bar.  They were the best toffee cookies I’ve made, by far.  And all because I messed up my math, bigtime.

Dainty Oatmeal Toffee Cookies

  • 1 1/2 C all-purpose flour
  • 3 t baking powder
  • 1/2 t salt
  • 1 1/2 sticks butter (12 T)
  • 2 C brown sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 C oats
  • 1 bag toffee chips (I used Heath)
  1. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, salt, and oats.
  2. In a large bowl (or KitchenAid), beat butter and brown sugar until light and fluffy.  Add eggs and beat to combine.  Add dry ingredients.  Add toffee chips.  Mix just until combined. Chill dough in freezer until firm, about 45 minutes. (Or, just put the whole bowl in the freezer.)
  3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper. Pour confectioners’ sugar into a large bowl. With slightly damp hands, shape dough into 1-inch balls (about 1 tablespoon of dough each).
  4. Confession: I don’t remember how long the cookies took to bake.  Check them after 8 minutes, then every two minutes after that.  They’re done when the edges are a very light brown.

Summer project

Every summer Brad and I like to do a “summer project.”  This does not mean a) fixing something around the house; b) completing a 16,000-piece jigsaw puzzle; or c) learning a new skill for two, like tandem bike riding, double-dutch twirling, or partner yoga.  It means watching TV.  TV on DVD.  Something we’ve heard good things about but never got around to watching while it was actually on.

This summer, we’re watching Breaking Bad.  Unlike  summer projects of years past (Alias, Friday Night Lights, Veronica Mars), I don’t want to spend whole evenings watching episode after episode of this series, which is about a high school chemistry teacher and family man who starts cooking crystal meth after he’s diagnosed with lung cancer.  It’s super intense, super realistic, super funny, super gory.  The cinematography, if that’s what it’s called in television, is pretty incredible.  The writing is fantastic.  But every time I finish an episode I think, just a little, about never watching another one.  It makes me feel kind of like Fargo does, this good-guy-bad-choices-that-turn-horribly-wrong situation that is almost too much for me to handle.  Except it’s too good for me to quit.

So, that was not exactly a ringing endorsement, except I will say the show is awesome, but probably not for everybody.  But there are two shows I accidentally got hooked on last year that I recommend to one and all if you’re looking for a summer project (or fall project — both shows debuted this year and I’m not sure when they’ll be out on DVD).  The first one is Parenthood, an NBC show (actually a remake of a movie and previous TV series both of same name) about an extended family in Berkeley.  Simple as that.  It’s funny and realistic, and the writing and acting are great.  The story lines are believable but surprising and — to use a word I never, ever use — touching.  Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls), who plays the oldest sister, is fantastic.  Peter Krause (Six Feet Under) is great as the oldest brother.  And who knew Dax Shephard (um, Punk’d) could be so delightful?  Not me.  If you have OnDemand or similar, there should be some episodes available to watch in the NBC section.

The second one is The Good Wife.  The Good Wife is a CBS show that centers around Julianna Margulies, a politician’s-wife-turned-defense-attorney who goes back to work after her husband (Chris Noth) is imprisoned following a sex scandal.  To be honest, I expected this show to be completely lame, and watched one episode when nothing else was on.  But it was kind of good.  So I watched another one.  And it was really good.  And then I got hooked.  And then the season ended and every Tuesday I whine to Brad that there is nothing to watch anymore.  Each episode includes a court case, and then there are longer story lines, centering around the crime (or not?) that landed the politician in prison in the first place, and other assorted personal dramas.  It’s smart and funny, and I could watch back-to-back episodes, if there were any new ones left.

What are you watching this summer?

Hi

Hi blog. Hi world. I defend my thesis today. I turn in my last paper for my master’s degree on Monday. And then I will be back! Oh, the times we will have. Possible topics:

-my two new favorite TV shows
-the books everyone must read
-summer projects
-the end of LOST
-the best accidental cookie recipe of all time

I’ll be back soon!

Disneyfied

So, this week we went to Disneyland, and it was great. A+. We avoided the monsoon, and going during the middle of the week at the end of January was the best decision ever, because nobody was on vacation (except us) and there were NO LINES. It was so delightful. Plus, the oh so elusive little shop on Main Street where they sell my beloved ice cream sandwich was open for once in my life. I hadn’t had one in maybe ten years so I was scared that it wouldn’t live up to my own hype, but it totally did. Disney magic.

Self-portrait. Main Street, USA. Brad has a beard.

So, apparently when Brad went to Disneyland as a boy he wanted a photo with Goofy VERY BADLY, but told no one. And on the last night when it really sunk in that his Goofy photo op wasn't going to happen, he started crying like a baby, but it was too late to do anything about it. Childhood dream, fulfilled.

I love telling Brad how to pose for pictures. I think I've got an artist's eye.

The elusive ice cream sandwich.

Resolved

Can I write a blog post in five minutes? Probably not, but I am going to try. I have got THINGS to DO.

My 2010 New Year, New Me Resolutions

  1. Eat/use/give away/freeze all the produce I buy. This is because I like to buy fruits and vegetables, and like an idiot I don’t always finish them before they go bad, or I accidentally buy more apples before I’ve finished the apples I already had.  And also because I know I should eat more produce. My produce-wasting got especially bad toward the end of last quarter, because I was too busy to be bothered with little things like opening refrigerator drawers and seeing what was in there.  New rule: open drawers!
  2. Do a better job of tracking our money, probably with Mint.  I used to be a better financial manager when I worked at the bank (not that the bank had anything to do with it, just the manageable work hours). It’s time to get better again.
  3. Every month, pitch an article idea or two to the editors I’ve worked with at the Inlander and/or the magazine I’ve written for and/or other places.
  4. Take advantage of the fact that I can work from home or other places, and stop going in to the office every day I work. Which means I could travel more or work from a coffee shop or my backyard or wherever. I probably won’t have such a flexible schedule forever, or else I’ll have twelve babies who cry all the time and won’t let me do stuff, so I need to take advantage now.
  5. Don’t use the internet within the first two hours of waking up, or until I get to work if it’s a work day. And that is because when I don’t know exactly what else I want to do first thing in the morning I often get online and fall into a vortex and my whole life slips away. It’s just a huge waste of time for me, and I’m too tired in the early morning to get a grip on myself.
    Note: I have been doing this since January first, carefully avoiding the internet for two hours every morning, and it was hard at first but now it is GREAT. So great.  I am using my time a million times better.  Yesterday I worked on an essay from 6:30 to 7:30 and having made that rule eliminated the possibility of checking email from my mind. I’ve been reading more, cleaning more, going running earlier…it’s good.
  6. Learn to take better photographs. Because I am a really awful photographer. I want to learn to take good pictures of food. And everything else.

So that’s everything. So far, so good. Haven’t done much with #6 yet, but the year is young. And this post only took me nine minutes! Wheee!

Unrelated note: A new season of Project Runway, much to my utter shock and delight, starts this week?! Who knew they’d even filmed another season? Who would ever happen upon a PR commercial now that it’s on Lifetime?! Will it be better than The Biggest Letdown of My Life, season 6? We’ll see. January 14, 10 pm, Lifetime. 11 minutes! I’ve got to go!

A look back…way back

Hi.

I’m sort of back. I got busy over the end of last quarter, lazy over Christmas break, and now super busy again with the beginning of the new quarter.  I’ve got tons of writing to do this week for my thesis and my writing workshop, so I thought I’d take just a minute to do what I have done in years past, which is review my old new year’s resolutions and note where I succeeded and where I epically failed. Except last year I didn’t write at all between, oh, maybe September and June.  So let’s take a look at the last resolutions I posted, waaay back, back when we were all just little babies, embarking on the year 2008.
Spend time writing more than once a week
Success! Most of this was for school.  Did this mean I became a terrible blogger? Yes! But did I write a lot? Yes! Did you get to read most of it? No! But just wait until I’m super famous. You will reap all the benefits.

Focus on ways I can be optimistic
Fail! Actually, I’m not totally sure this was a fail. I’d say the year started off strong, then I started school and got in a panicky nervous phase for a while because I felt busy and writing is hard, and I don’t think I was always very optimistic. I think I THOUGHT about being optimistic. I just don’t know if I actually was.

Pray in the mornings while i walk the dog
Success! Not every day, but many days.

And in related news–pray for my husband and my marriage every day
Halfsies! Every day did not happen. Some days did. Some days still do.

Figure out what I’m supposed to do for work
Success – ? I don’t know about WORK, in an all-caps forever kind of way. But I figured out that I wanted to quit my job and start a new job and go back to school and get my MFA. So that’s something.

Start doing exercises to strengthen my back
Success! Yoga! Weight training! Creatine powder! Body building! Not really those last two. But the first two. What a lucky back I have.

Re-read my list of 2008 resolutions before 2009
Fail! But I read them again before 2011, so that’s what counts.

So there you have it.  I made my resolutions for this year already, and once I write my 10 billion essays I’ll come back and post them. Also, I’ve been cooking like a maniac. Recipes I made but did not post: pumpkin pie! chocolate caramel cheesecake! peppermint chocolate cake! huevos rancheros! chili, chili, chili! spaghetti with red wine marinara sauce! dinner rolls! blue man’s scramble! baked tofu! sarah’s famous orange rolls! and much, much more! If any of those catches your fancy and you’d like to hear more, tell me so. If not, goodbye forever, recipes.

More Hauge fashion

Should I change into jeans?

Nah. I know I look good.

Fashion show

Emmy begged me to let her wear one of my sweatshirts a few weeks ago, and then she whined until I agreed that she could do a photo shoot.

Just look at the joy on her face.  She can’t get enough.

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